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I have learnt today that Arla foods in Leeds has a nice cafeteria that serves great food. I also learnt they don’t take plastic in payment. Oh what a joyous 50 minutes I spent in there trying to ignore my stomach rumbling.

I get to visit the most unusual of places. Today’s tally includes the factory where all the bacon in Asda comes from, a rail freight depot in Daventry that suspiciously has no rails, and a factory that makes butter allegedly with a workforce of cows if the adverts are to be believed though I beg to differ having seen the workforce for real. I also drove nearly 300 miles.