I have come to the conclusion that I now know what it is like to be old (yet again). In my opinion, having listened to a naughty two-in-one white label dance mix album I did in early 2000, that club dance music reached its pinnacle over the winter of 1999 in time for the 2000 Ibiza summer scene.

Everything that has come since sounds like, well, plagiarism at the very best, and talentless noise at the very worst.