I couldn’t help but snigger leaving the local outlet of Morrisons today. They had a huge stand advertising a product for cleaning carpets and rugs. In the manufacturer’s infinite wisdom they had decided that the product would be best called the “Rug Doctor”.

Yeah. Okay. Let’s call it a euphamism for lesbian sex shall we? Do the marketting people not check what other meanings words or phrases mean before they use them on a product? *thinks of the rebranding of the Sci-fi channel to the Polish word for syphilis*

*snigger*